Last night's board meeting . . .

First of all, thank you to those speakers who supported TKR. Thank you for pointing out that our children need to be armed with knowledge in order to make the world a better place. Thank you, Sam and Buddy, for your comments. The book does have a tremendous redeeming value. Thanks for pointing out that the rape scenes were not in graphic detail, nor is the book pornographic.

Other board member comments: The brain doesn't mature until the mid-twenties.
Oh dear, the brain doesn't mature until the mid-twenties? Therefore, teachers can't assign TKR? Well, if the brain doesn't mature until the mid-twenties, then let's make sure that teens can't get a driver's license until they are 25. Also, maybe a person shouldn't be able to vote until he/she is 25??? We can use that argument for many, many things.


Hey, Tracy, I guess our kids can't read ROMEO AND JULIET. They may know someone who has committed suicide, and Shakespeare will encourage them to do it themselves. I guess they can't read THE SCARLET LETTER. They may have parents who have committed adultery, and the book might make them feel bad. I could go on. I guess the kids just can't read anything, because, heaven forbid, they might find some relevancy in a piece of literature. Tracy, where did you get your degree in child psychology?

Education with Tracy in charge sounds like an old song I know:

What did you learn in school today?
by Tom Paxton

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?

I learned that Washington never told a lie,
I learned that soldiers seldom die,
I learned that everybody's free,
That's what the teacher said to me,
And that's what I learned in school today,
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?

I learned that policemen are my friends,
I learned that justice never ends,
I learned that murderers die for their crimes,
Even if we make a mistake sometimes,
And that's what I learned in school today,
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?

I learned our government must be strong
It's always right and never wrong
Our leaders are the finest men
That's why we elect them again and again
And that's what I learned in school today,
That's what I learned in school.

What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?
What did you learn in school today
Dear little boy of mine?

I learned that war is not so bad,
I learned about the great ones we have had,
We fought in Germany and in France,
And someday I might get my chance,
And that's what I learned in school today,
That's what I learned in school

News Herald's Coverage of NCAC Letter

The News Herald has published an article about the NCAC's letter.

If Norman and her buddy Dobson are so worried about the effect of words on our children, they should choose their's more carefully. Norman insensitively used the word "lynch" when discussing the teacher whose class read the book. Now look what Dobson has said:

"To me, this teacher raped their minds with no parental consent," Dobson said.

"Rape," like "lynch" is a powerful word. How can anyone compare educating children to such a vile act? It makes it sound as if our children were violated by this teacher. When, in reality, the school board is violating the rights and trust of all the county's children.

Hey Tracy, Did you know . . .

In 1987, a school system in Alaska banned the American Heritage Dictionary. Apparently, they thought their kids might learn some "bad words." Maybe you should find out who those people were and move to their town. I'll bake you a going-away cake.


***Note: Before someone accuses me of making a Barnard-like comment, Alaska is a beautiful state populated by many wonderful people. Unfortunately, like everywhere else in this great nation, they too have their Buffs, Barnards, and Normans.

Pornography, Witchcraft, and Other Issues

I am terrible saddened by some of the letters that I saw in today's News Herald. That anyone would write in support of banning a book that he/she admittedly has not read is astounding. Each person should educate himself/herself before making a statement. If you think the book is inappropriate, you're entitle to your opinion. But if you haven't even read the book, you have no business make comments that might affect others.


About filth/Playboy/pornography: According to the Oxford University Press and Brittannica Concise Encyclopedia, pornography is anthing that is meant to cause sexual arousal. If you have read The Kite Runner, you know that the disputed passage is no no way intended to arouse. If it does give you a thrill, then there's something wrong with you.

About the Harry Potter series: I can remember my mom reading a story to me when I was little, and I'm sure that folks who think Harry is a bad influence would want it banned. It had magic in it. It had a witch in it. It even included a character who was supposed to cut out another character's heart. Yep, folks. I'm sure many of you would be shocked if you knew that your five year-olds were reading such non-Christian filth. Why don't you get up a petition? I'm sure you'll find lots of people who will support you in banning the story my mom read to me when they realize that it's probably in every school in the county. Yes sirree, that "Snow White" might turn me into a Satan worshipper.

Click here to see the NCTE/NCAC letter

Here's some reading material for Barnard, Norman, and Buff.

Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From the School Board????

Everything I Ever Needed to Know I learned From the School Board . . .

• My ABC’s—no, wait! That was from my mom.
• How to read—Oh, that was a teacher.
• How to do algebra—nah, another teacher
• Compassion—That was from a five year-old who was patted my hand while I cried.
• How to drive a stick shift—Nope, that was my daddy.
• How to tell time—my pre-school teacher.
• How to spell my name—My mommy, again.
• You can’t believe everything that you hear—That lesson came from my grandfather.
• The corner biscuit is always the best one—Gee, that was my uncle.
• You should always tell the truth—my parents.
• Not to take my freedoms for granted—my civics teacher.
• That sometimes the right thing isn’t the easy thing—Grandma taught me that one and how to bake a cake from scratch!
• Persistence—Wile E. Coyote
• Snakes aren’t slimy!—a difficult lesson from my big brother.
• That you should always share—My kindergarten teacher.
• That some kids didn’t have the advantages that I had—Mrs. B. in first grade.
• That Jesus loves the little children—My first Sunday school teacher
• You can’t get pregnant by just kissing—Some little fourth grader told me that one.
• All the “bad” words—I probably learned them from the previously mentioned fourth grader.
• Where babies come from—I picked that one up from a classmate too.
• If you swallow an orange seed a tree won’t grow in your belly—Big Bird and the rest of the Sesame Street gang.
• Squirrels like peanut butter—My uncle T.
  
  Gee Whiz! I guess I haven’t learned as much from the school board as I thought. Oh, wait! I have one:
  The rules don’t apply to the people in charge—That’s what the school board has taught me.

Another shocking book found in schools!

My child came home the other day and told me the most shocking things. She said she had been reading a book that several other students at her school are also reading. In fact, she said that she was sure there was a copy of it in her school library and many teachers had copies of it on their classroom shelves. I asked her what was so scandalous about this book. The following list contains many of the topics that she found discussed in the book:
· Sex/Lust
· Prostitution
· Adultery
· Lying
· Stealing
· Murder
· Witchcraft
· Demons
· People worshipping non-Christian gods
· Violence
· Words such as bastard and damn
· Animal sacrifice
· Fathers trying to kill their own children
· People being stoned to death
· People being left to be devoured by vicious animals
· People being beaten and tortured
· Polygamy
· Homosexuality
· Sodomy

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! How could all those serious subjects fit into one literary work? Who would think that reading it would be appropriate for my sixteen year-old? I asked her to let me see the book. I just knew that if I had a copy of it and bookmarked certain pages, I could email it to Ms. Norman, Mr. Buff, and Mr. Barnard. Surely they would see all this “obscenity” and do their best to keep it out of our schools! Then, when my daughter handed me the book, I realized that she had been reading the Bible.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I realize that the scenario above was trite and predictable. However, it does illustrate a point. For centuries, mankind has realized that in order to raise our children to be moral and just, we must arm them with the necessary knowledge. Sometimes that knowledge isn’t pretty. It won’t always come wrapped in pretty ribbons and tasting sugary sweet. There are times when it is necessary to taste the vile bitterness in order to understand and grow. The fact that a book is upsetting, has a little violence, or has a few words that you wouldn’t say yourself, doesn’t mean that it has no educational value. You should remember that Ms. Norman the next time you sit in Sunday School.